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10/12/2014

Fired

Last week I got fired. As I'm typing this, AHHHHHH I'M ON FIREEEEEEEE. (Irony)

10/07/2014

10/7/14

This morning I fell down a flight of stairs. I had a few broken bones and was badly bruised. I was hoping the pain would just go away; when suddenly I realized I'm in a one story house. "This is impossible," I thought to myself. I woke up and everything was back to normal. Except my disfigured body of course.